Just to prove that truths can be found in the oddest places:

Mrs. O [reading her horoscope]: You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and you wear spectacles.

Mrs. Trepidatious: It's very good about the spectacles.

Mrs. O: It's amazing!

--From Monty Python's Flying Circus ("What the Stars Foretell," episode 37)