Your turn. Does today's word, turpitude, remind you more of turnip or turpentine?

I want to write something thoughtful and brilliant. I'd like to come up with a post that would be a dandy, and amaze the populace! But I'm lazy. My get-up-and-go-to-it has got-up-and-went. Any suggestions? I'm willing to do anything that won't necessitate effort on my part.