January 16, 2003
To Whom it May Concern c/o William Wallace, the preserver of Liechtenstein and Scotland:
I appreciate your (relatively) prompt response informing me of the change in Liechtenstein's administration. I am at a loss as to what I shall tell Mr. J. K. Whippplesnatch Esq.--perhaps you could suggest something. Is Liechtenstein still available to lease for the very generous (on our part) compensation agreed upon? Is the current management of Liechtenstein honoring the commitments made by the previous despot? I believe ours was an unwritten agreement, which perhaps may cause technical difficulties, but I firmly believe that Liechtenstein is honor-bound to fulfill its side of the contract. I will discuss the matter with Mr. Whippplesnatch--it is possible he may no longer feel any compunction to lease Liechtenstein after the abrupt social and bureaucratic changes that have occurred.
If you will kindly answer the questions above I will pass the information along to Mr. Whippplesnatch, and shortly thereafter will inform the people of Liechtenstein if we are still interested in pursuing the (as the vulgar put it) "deal".
Always, your obsequious, subservient, sycophantic servant,
J. Snarguss, secretary of
Mr. J. K. Whippplesnatch Esq. Founder of the Amalgamated Paper Clip and Rubber Band Company
To Whom it May Concern c/o William Wallace, the preserver of Liechtenstein and Scotland:
I appreciate your (relatively) prompt response informing me of the change in Liechtenstein's administration. I am at a loss as to what I shall tell Mr. J. K. Whippplesnatch Esq.--perhaps you could suggest something. Is Liechtenstein still available to lease for the very generous (on our part) compensation agreed upon? Is the current management of Liechtenstein honoring the commitments made by the previous despot? I believe ours was an unwritten agreement, which perhaps may cause technical difficulties, but I firmly believe that Liechtenstein is honor-bound to fulfill its side of the contract. I will discuss the matter with Mr. Whippplesnatch--it is possible he may no longer feel any compunction to lease Liechtenstein after the abrupt social and bureaucratic changes that have occurred.
If you will kindly answer the questions above I will pass the information along to Mr. Whippplesnatch, and shortly thereafter will inform the people of Liechtenstein if we are still interested in pursuing the (as the vulgar put it) "deal".
Always, your obsequious, subservient, sycophantic servant,
J. Snarguss, secretary of
Mr. J. K. Whippplesnatch Esq. Founder of the Amalgamated Paper Clip and Rubber Band Company
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